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  • Parents:

    Don't forget to make us proud

  • Friends:

    Don't forget to socialize

  • Teachers:

    Don't forget to get A's

  • Strangers:

    Don't forget to blend in

  • Opposite sex:

    Don't forget to look good

  • Society:

    Don't forget to be perfect

  • Tumblr:

    Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today

  • Tumblr:

    But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

Interrogate me

  • 1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?

  • 2.When did your last hug take place?

  • 3.Are you a jealous person?

  • 4.Are you tired right now?

  • 5.Do you chew on your straws?

  • 6.Have you ever been called a tease?

  • 7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?

  • 8.Do you cry easily?

  • 9.What should you be doing right now?

  • 10.Are you a heavy sleeper?

  • 11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?

  • 12.Are you mad at someone right now?

  • 13.Do you believe in love?

  • 14.What makes you laugh no matter what?

  • 15.Who was the last person you talked to?

  • 16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?

  • 17.Will you get married?

  • 18.When was the last time you smiled?

  • 19.Does anyone like you?

  • 20.Do you secretly like someone?

  • 21.Who was the first person you talked to today?

  • 22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

  • 23.What are you NOT looking forward to?

  • 24.What ARE you looking forward to?

  • 25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?

  • 26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?

  • 27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?

  • 28.Are you a forgiving person?

  • 29.How many TRUE friends do you have?

  • 30.Do you fall for people easily?

  • 31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?

  • 32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?

  • 33.Who was the last person you drove with?

  • 34.How late did you stay up last night and why?

  • 35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?

  • 36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?

  • 37.Can you live a day without TV?

  • 38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?

  • 39.Three names you go by..

  • 40.Are you currently in a relationship?

  • 41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?

  • 42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?

  • 43.What’s your current problem?

  • 44.Have you ever had your heart broken?

  • 45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?

  • 46.How many kids do you want to have?

  • 47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

the-nocturnal-fangirl:

iamsherlockedcumberbiatch:

helena-castor:

all the notes. holy crap.

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at first the reblog button didn’t work for me, i was like FUCK FUCK FUCK but then it worked.lol.

It worked immediately. I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!

Heheh<3

…looks like i got the magic in me. >:)

HA! FINALLY! after the 73902356504600th try! ;)

look @ me now.

fuck yeaahhhhh first time

 VIVA LA MAGICAL REVOLUTION!!!

I’m the boss.

OH THANK GOD.

My birthday is July 31 bitches.

first try mothafucka

diamond-fresh:

trapgodess:

moloch-moloch:

awesometits:

Tumblr sold to Yahoo… What will happen now? I presume all porn blogs will be closed down… Let’s prepare to move somewhere else.

family friendly my ass

Porn and any other pictures will be censored, there’s rumored to be a chat, and also a way you can connect your Facebook with tumblr, and the layout is rumored to change completely, the editor of yahoo is a fucking idiot so be prepared

I think my world is about to end 

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